[Intro]
Everything that happens in life
Can happen in a show
You can make ’em laugh, you can make ’em cry
Anything, anything can go
[Chorus]
The clown with his pants falling down
Or the dance, that’s a dream of romance
Or the scene where the villain is mean
That’s entertainment
The lights on the lady in tights
Or the bride with a guy on the side
Or the ball where she gives it her all
That’s entertainment
[Verse 1]
The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex
A gay divorcée who is after her ex
It can be Oedipus Rex
Where a chap kills his mother and causes a lot of bother
The clerk who is thrown out of work
By the boss who is thrown for a loss
By the skirt who is doing him dirt
The world is a stage
The stage is a world of entertainment