Peter: I can't poop in strange places
Quagmire: Strange places
Peter: I can only poop in my home
It's as though I'm watched by strange faces
Quagmire: Strange faces
Peter It's why I never roam
Patron: Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapers
Quagmire: Just grab one and go!!
Patron: I'm looking for a job, okay?!!
Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers
Quagmire: Strangers...
Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...
Together: I've put my whole family in danger
To poop before my anus bleeds
Home bowl, home bowl
You know just what I need
Home bowl, home bowl
Poop before my anus bleeds
