Yo. All the rappers claim to
not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause
I give the lowest amount of
fuck humanly possible.
What?!
(l don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck
everyone and fuck
everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck
about anything
I don't give a fuck about
motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say
fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the
sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don't need heat or Vitamin D!
And fuck toasters, I don't
need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters, I use a
little plate instead
And fuck roosters, with their
useless cockadoodledoo
We invented alarm clocks. We
no longer need you
Don't give a fuck about chairs
I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners - I
got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the
fan, starring Wesley Snipes
Demolition man's the only
Snipes movie i liked
And fuck liking shit. I don't
even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not
liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow
my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my
sense of smell, I breathe
through my mouth
Don't give a fuck about seeing
bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck visual perception yo, I'd
rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too
short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long
they should be half an hour at
most
And fuck coasts, who gives a
fuck about where water
meets land
And fuck boats, just because
you float you think you're so
fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don't need to
be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's
probably gonna die, but...
(I don't a give a fuck..)
About anything, fuck
everyone and fuck
everything, what
(l don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck
about anything
Walked into a coffee shop ana
ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium,
large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your
order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'Il take a large, but
I still don't give a fuck,
alright?"
Don't give a fuck about
beverage size options
motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about
liquids either
They're all wet and shit and
tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get
it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a
fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, l'll pee and
cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions
fuck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with
the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I
fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman
but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it
everyday
Cause I'm on the right track
baby, I was born this way
And fuck birth, entering the
world of space & time is a
bitch
Searching for purpose in the
random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free
to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a fuck
about ice cube trays
If I want ice l'll go to the
fucking corner store and buy
a bag
Filling you up and waiting for
the water to freeze is a
motherfucking drag
You know what? Fuck the
word fuck, I don't need to use
it
I'll replace it with the word
chainsaw for this (I don't a
give a chainsaw...
About anything, chainsaw
everyone and chainsaw
everything, what
(l don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw
about anything
If there was a contest to see
who doesn't give a fuck the
most
I wouldn't win cause I don't
give a fuck about winning yo
I don't even give a fuck about
not giving a fuck,
So I do give a fuck...wait,
what?
(l give a fuck...)
About everything, I love
everyone and care about
everything
(l give a fuck...)
literally care about every
motherfucking thing
