Dearly beloved, for your entertainment
It’s my pleasure to introduce to you Hell’s latest arrival
The equal opportunity killer, Alastor
Hello, it’s nice to meet you! (Hello!)
Now, can you tell me where I am?
I don’t know how I got here but I, I think I’m startin’ to understand
I don’t belong among the angels, and baby, that’s just fine with me (Ha!)
The things I did up there were high school, but now I’m going for my degree
Hey! Sorry, but you just got in my way
I promise, honey, I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit, does that make me insane?
Haven’t been the same since I expired
Doesn’t mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Wait a minute, do I know you?
Weren’t you an old pal of mine?
Departed from us far too early, but now we’re meeting a second time
We used to have such fun together
And maybe you have what I need
But first, I have one tiny question
Tell me, do you demons bleed?
Hey! Sorry, but you just got in my way
I promise, honey, I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit, does that make me insane?
Haven’t been the same since I expired
Doesn’t mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (Ha-ha-ha, yeah!)
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da (Alright!)
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Hey! Sorry, but you just got in my way (Da-da, da-da-da-da)
I promise, honey, I can feel your pain (Da-da, da-da-da)
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit, does that make me insane? (Da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da)
Haven’t been the same since I expired (Da-da, da-da-da-da)
Doesn’t mean that I plan to retire (Da-da, da-da-da)
And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire (Da-da, da-da-da-da, dada, da-da-da-da-da-da-da, ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hey! Sorry, but you just got in my way
I promise, honey, I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit, does that make me insane?
