A 5 year old boy hadn’t been studying well and his father’s friend was helping him and giving him some discipline as well, his head had more than one lump on it. Then the boy said, This world has several types of stupid birds, one type tries to fly first, one type doesn’t fly, and one type puts its hopes in the next generation. Then another lump then appeared on the boy’s head.
Joke 2
有一对夫妻，他们出去吃饭，妻子突然大叫：「啊！我忘了关瓦斯，可能会发生火灾！」
丈夫却安慰她说：「没关系，反正我也忘了关洗手檯的水。」
妻子：「．．． ．．．」
There was a married couple who went out for dinner. Suddenly the wife exclaimed, "Oh! I forgot to turn off the gas! There could be a fire!"
The husband tried to comfort her by saying, "Don’t worry about it. In any case, I also forgot to turn off the water faucet."
Wife: !!!???
Joke 3
学生问老师：老师，为什么飞机在天上飞，却从不会撞到星星呢？
老师回答：因为星星会闪。
Explanation:
To understand this properly you need to pay attention to the word 闪 shǎn.
In Chinese, 闪 means a sudden flash of light.
However, in this case it uses a different meaning: 闪避 shǎn bì = 躲避 duǒ bì = to dodge quickly.
