Goddammit , Andrew , if you 're gonna succeed at this thing

what thing ?

this , this thing you 're trying to do

You gotta stop being so damn deferential !

I can't help being deferential , it's built in

Then change

Change ? I have changed

I don't mean on the outside , change on the inside !

Take chances , make mistakes

( Mistakes ? ) Yes !

Sometimes it's impotant not to be perfect

Okay ? It's important to do the wrong thing

Do the wrong thing ?

Yes

Why ? Oh , I see , to learn from your mistakes

No , to make them !

To find out what's real , and what's not , to find out what you feel

Human beings are terrible messes , Andrew

I 'll grant you that

I see , this is what is know as an irrational conversation , isn't it ?

No , this is a human conversation

It's not about being rational , it's about following your heart

And that's what I should do ?

Yes

And you have a heart , Andrew , you do , I feel it

I don't even believe it sometimes , but I do feel it

And in order to follow that heart , one must do the wrong thing

Yes

Thank you

One is glad to be of service

But you 're not married yet !

No , two weeks from Saturday

It's not too late

You absolutely positive you 're doing the right thing ?

Positive

You 're not getting married

I'm never absolutely positive about anything

So you could be doing the wrong thing

No , I'm pretty sure I'm doing the right thing

Great

Why is that great ?

Well , in your apartment , you told me to do the wrong thing

Now , you are not doing the wrong thing , you 're doing the right thing

Safe to say , you 're not following your own advice

' Cause if you were , you would definetly not be marrying this man Charles

Because I would be doing the right thing

Precisely

In some strange way , you 're starting to make sense

Good

D ' you have any idea what it's like to be in love

With someone who's about to marry someone else ?

Somebody who's totally magnificent

Someone who walks into a room and lights it up like the sun ?

Someone who you know is lying to herself ?

Lying ?

convincingly , very very much so

About what ?

That you don't love me

When I know at least in some way you do

But how do you know that ?

Portcia , I have done everything inside and out

But that stuff doesn't matter to me

Well something matters , ' cause I have to believe that if nothing mattered

You'd love me , and not some man who's chin can sink the Titanic !

What ? See ? It's true isn't it ? I'm sorry

Does he light you up like this ?

Does he make you laugh ?

No one makes me laugh like you

Good !

Then admit it , admit that you love me , and you want to kiss

That's all , one quick kiss

Just one kiss , could not jeprodize a glorious marriage

Besides , it would also explain to me why your pulse has

Just jumped from 66 to 102 beats per minute

Your respiration rate has doubled

You 're putting out clouds of pheremones , Portcia

It's not fair to read me like that

I know , love isn't fair

I'm reading your heart , I'm asking you to follow it

Begging you

Begging is supposed to be humiliating , but I don't care

I love you , Portcia

I 've loved you the very first moment I saw you