این بینDARTH VADER VS HITLER خیلی باحال و خنده داره این هیلتر:)
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Adolf Hitler:
Screw you, you big black cunt!
I'll kick your balls and your face: a war on two fronts!
The Führer will crush the Dark Side, like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ in the Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I beat you twice, you sellout! Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse!
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad, asthmatic robot freak who needs some loving!
Well, I baked you something; here, pop into my oven!
Darth Vader:
Let me paint you a picture, son:
Portrait of a bitch after World War I!
You were stirring up a fears of the German people,
Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil!
You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up,
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up,
And when your bunker started getting fired up,
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb mother fucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie,
I got a million clones; they die for me!
My bounty hunters ride for me.
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!
Boba Fett:
They call me Boba Fett; you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea!
I got a jetpack, yo! You know I steal the show,
'Cause when I rock a microphone, I—
[Boba Fett lets out a Wilhelm scream as he is shot off the screen by Hitler.]
Adolf Hitler:
Oh, sieg hell no!
You're not going to cheat me, Mister Sunglasses-All-the-Time!
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy and all your spermy soldier guys,
And throw you in a butthole in the sand!
I am Adolf—! *lightsaber sound* Hitler…
